Shirts

Printed on the back side of each shirt is the Web address as shown below.

 
Available Shirts:

Commie Girl
Legalize Cannabis
Welcome to the Peoples' Republik
No Violent Overthrow
Fill the Jails with the Rich
Long May It Wave!
Bo Oger

New Bo Oger
That's Freedom
Turn In Your Handgun
Help Us Stick It To The Man
Free Toothpaste
Let's put Paxil in the water supply


Commie Girl

Our signature shirt. This shirt is what the peoplesrepublikofamerika is about. Aren't you sick of seeing young people wearing clothes that make them look as if they were all stamped out of a mold? We're fed up with that too, but for a different reason: we're in the t-shirt business and they aren't wearing our shirts. If we could get a hundredth of a per cent of the world t-shirt business, we'd be living somewhere warm and twisting by the pool. Why is it that every kid is wearing clothes from about five or six manufacturers? Is the United States being taken over by socialists? You decide that one, we're neutral on the politics, we're in the t-shirt business. So, please, no more angry e-mail about how we want to take away your handgun. We're sure you'll love your peoplesrepublikofamerika shirt and the statement that it makes.

Available in Pink and Lime Green

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Legalize Cannabis

Anyone born after 1945 is probably already comfortable with this revision. It's a win-win situation for the People. No dollars wasted chasing purveyors of what we suspect may be a harmless herb and a great new source of tax revenues. Do you think the tax on tobacco has gone through the roof? Wait until we get our mitts on this agricultural product. Religion may have been the opiate of the people in bygone days, but now it's pot's turn.

Available in Blue and Red

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Welcome to the Peoples' Republik

Be the envy of the plebeians in your neighborhood with this stylish People's Republik of Amerika T-shirt. Show your support for a new, better Amerika. This design features the improved map of The People's Republik, showing the new streamlined Sector system and the friendly greeting "Welcome To The People's Republik." Use this map to find your Sector. Find your friends. Seek your clique. Fun for hours. The back shows our web address so that you and your loved ones can check on the progress of our national restructuring project.

Available in Navy Blue and Forest Green

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No Violent Overthrow

Just in case The Man is on your case, you can tell him off and look stylish at the same time. Help set the record straight about our program for a new, better Amerika. It also shows a representation of the new streamlined map of the People's Republik. The back shows our web address so that you and your loved ones can check on the progress of our national restructuring project.

Available in Black

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Fill the Jails with the Rich

Now that the federal seizure laws are in place, we might as well make them show a profit, right? Who is in American prisons right now? A bunch of poor people, minorities and small-time hoods, some of whom may be related to you. Put the Sam Walton Family, Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, Ted Turner, George Steinbrenner and a few dozen more fat bastards in the the mix, "stir" well, and we're all better off. Since it's my idea, I get first dibs on Bill Gates' speedboat.

Available in Blue and Pink

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Long May It Wave!

These colors don't run, Baby! If anyone is under the impression that wiping out the former "state" borders will weaken the American resolve, he or she has another thing coming. Jump on the bandwagon, McKinley and wrap yourself in these revised colors.

Available in Blue and Yellow

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Bo Oger

Fed up with Tommy, Gap, Fubu, DKNY, Old Navy, Gap, Aeropostale, No Fear and all the other dodges designed to keep you in lockstep while lining the pocket of some fat cats? Had it up to here with Corporate America treating consumers like so many sheep? We really don't mind that one part, but if it makes you angry, this shirt design's unmistakable message is for you.

Available in White and Black

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Bo Oger

This "Bo oger" shirt has the booger in the more popular green color. The message remains the same. You know, that part about being tired of every kid in America looking the same...with the stroke of a pen, Corporate America dresses its children. Well, this shirt will show the Man exactly what you think of THAT.

Available in Maroon and Black

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That's Freedom

A fat guy using a wooden paddle to eat all the butter he wants. Pretty much speaks for itself, right?

Available in White and Pink

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Turn In Your Handgun

Our most popular shirt design. This sentiment really sums up the Peoplesrepublik spirit. Under the new System, you won't need personal gun ownership—trust us on this one.

Available in Navy Blue and Forest Green

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Help Us Stick It To The Man

Show the Man what you really think of him while at the same time showing your support for the national resturcturing project.

Available in Navy Blue and Forest Green

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Free Toothpaste

There may not be fifty bogus corporate brand names to pick from (and confuse you) but will that matter if the government provides for all your health and beauty aid needs?

Available in White and Pink

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Let's put Paxil in the water supply

Shows our map logo displaying the sector system and a cranky slogan sure to send the message that you're up-to-date with the people.

Available in Yellow and Powder Blue

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Ordering By Mail

If you would prefer to pay for your order by check, include $18 for each shirt ordered and $3 for each shirt to cover shipping. Send the order and payment to Steve Parker, PO Box 501, Americus, KS 66835.

To make it easier, download our order form (99K PDF file) and mail it in with your check. If you don't already have Adobe Acrobat reader, you can download Acrobat Reader for free.